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D Crux · Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:17 pm Post subject: "Flesh Bib"

PR: 17. No problem on avoiding the acid.

I roll and tumble over there, to Falcor's foot. He's got a splinter? I pull it out. Shall I make some checks?

How about: Acrobatics: BR 14 (I rolled twice, took the lowest, and added 1)

Stealth: 16

Sleight-of-Hand: 12

Lockpicking: 21

Then we'll see where we stand. If he's happy - great!

If not - I jab my rapier in where the splinter was.

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I'm'a naming my punk/metal band 'Flesh Bib'. Our first album will be titled "Blinded by Acid". Look for it in stores!
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Harold Riley · Demiurge Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 179

Physical Resistance of 19!

Am I still stunned by Falcor's cuteness?

If not, that's Karl's longsword. 15 for 6 points.

The Ref · Ecclesia Joined: 07 Apr 2009 Posts: 11

Riley, the acid spray in your face doesn't feel cute and blood showers you as you thrust Karl's longsword into the Luck Dragon. You and Ivy take 5 points of damage. If you missed the check, take 10.

Ivy, you dive for the splinter, but with an Acrobatics check of 14 you only succeed in poking it in a bit. This angers Falcor greatly.

"MOTHER OF FUUU... OWWW!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!!!! DAMN THAT HURTS!!! RRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!"

Falcor's big brown eyes sparkle as they tear up, and he bites Ivy for 13.

Ivy, you are at 3 HP.

D Crux · Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:00 am Post subject: Owwwch!

Okay. Fuck it. I cast Heat on the splinter, to burn it out. I do so silently, and then sneak away.

Sneaksinges check: 19

Fuck you, Falcor.
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The Ref · Ecclesia Joined: 07 Apr 2009 Posts: 11

Well played Ivy. You sneakily begin to heat the splinter under Falcor's inflamed toenail. This angers the luck dragon greatly.

"HA HA HA YOU FOOLS!!! YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AN... AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! WHAT THE... OOOOWWWW!!!! DAMMIT THAT HURTS!!!!

Falcor leaps into the air and kicks the tart, sending it crashing through the french doors that lead to the veranda. Time seems to slow as you watch Anax, Cynder and Markus plunge over the balcony.

"HA HA HA HA AAAHHHH MY FOOOOOT!!!"

Gregory Vrill · YOGC Staff Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 1021

Nice. I watch and give a little golf-clap.
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Gregory Vrill · YOGC Staff Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 1021

So Flacor or whoever dies. He has a heart attack. Years of unhealthy eating after his 15 min of Neverending Story fame finally did him in.

A big dragon like that has a big heart. A big heart that finally just couldn't keep on wishing and loving and giving more luck and magic.

Anyway then you fix me, with the brain damage book and stuff. There's some other books here like Alchemy for Dummies and a 'Dragon's Lair' gameboy cartridge.

Great job, everyone levels.

Let's get this tractor-trailer back on the highway of adventure.
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JimmySwill · Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject:

I'm back in town, which will be of consequence soon.
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Cyndre · Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:38 pm Post subject:

Wow this is still going? Roll to hit:

BR 15

d6 for dmg yields 2.

PS did anyone even read my character description? Thtudded leather to protect him from the bathilithk's thtare? Am I the only one that remembers this?
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Chickens, page 425 of Wayfarers, is missing a key rule. If you roll a natural 6, you roll again and keep a cumulative total until you do not roll a 6. Rolled a 13 to hit, 19 damage, etc. Helps the trash talk.

greyfaced · Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:38 am Post subject:

Cyndre · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:42 pm Post subject:

Wait so it's over ? What happened??
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Chickens, page 425 of Wayfarers, is missing a key rule. If you roll a natural 6, you roll again and keep a cumulative total until you do not roll a 6. Rolled a 13 to hit, 19 damage, etc. Helps the trash talk.

Cyndre · Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:43 pm Post subject: