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D Crux Strategoi

Joined: 12 Jan 2009 Posts: 58 Location: Beyond the Pale
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:17 pm Post subject: "Flesh Bib" |
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PR: 17. No problem on avoiding the acid.
I roll and tumble over there, to Falcor's foot. He's got a splinter? I pull it out. Shall I make some checks?
How about: Acrobatics: BR 14 (I rolled twice, took the lowest, and added 1)
Stealth: 16
Sleight-of-Hand: 12
Lockpicking: 21
Then we'll see where we stand. If he's happy - great!
If not - I jab my rapier in where the splinter was.
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I'm'a naming my punk/metal band 'Flesh Bib'. Our first album will be titled "Blinded by Acid". Look for it in stores! _________________ Truly the haiku
Is the most perfect poem
I think I'll write one |
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Harold Riley Demiurge

Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 179
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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Physical Resistance of 19!
Am I still stunned by Falcor's cuteness?
If not, that's Karl's longsword. 15 for 6 points. |
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The Ref Ecclesia

Joined: 07 Apr 2009 Posts: 11
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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Riley, the acid spray in your face doesn't feel cute and blood showers you as you thrust Karl's longsword into the Luck Dragon. You and Ivy take 5 points of damage. If you missed the check, take 10.
Ivy, you dive for the splinter, but with an Acrobatics check of 14 you only succeed in poking it in a bit. This angers Falcor greatly.
"MOTHER OF FUUU... OWWW!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!!!! DAMN THAT HURTS!!! RRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!"
Falcor's big brown eyes sparkle as they tear up, and he bites Ivy for 13.
Ivy, you are at 3 HP. |
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D Crux Strategoi

Joined: 12 Jan 2009 Posts: 58 Location: Beyond the Pale
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:00 am Post subject: Owwwch! |
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Okay. Fuck it. I cast Heat on the splinter, to burn it out. I do so silently, and then sneak away.
Sneaksinges check: 19
Fuck you, Falcor. _________________ Truly the haiku
Is the most perfect poem
I think I'll write one |
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The Ref Ecclesia

Joined: 07 Apr 2009 Posts: 11
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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Well played Ivy. You sneakily begin to heat the splinter under Falcor's inflamed toenail. This angers the luck dragon greatly.
"HA HA HA YOU FOOLS!!! YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AN... AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! WHAT THE... OOOOWWWW!!!! DAMMIT THAT HURTS!!!!
Falcor leaps into the air and kicks the tart, sending it crashing through the french doors that lead to the veranda. Time seems to slow as you watch Anax, Cynder and Markus plunge over the balcony.
"HA HA HA HA AAAHHHH MY FOOOOOT!!!" |
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Gregory Vrill YOGC Staff

Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 1021
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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Nice. I watch and give a little golf-clap. _________________ The GM is your friend. |
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Gregory Vrill YOGC Staff

Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 1021
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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So Flacor or whoever dies. He has a heart attack. Years of unhealthy eating after his 15 min of Neverending Story fame finally did him in.
A big dragon like that has a big heart. A big heart that finally just couldn't keep on wishing and loving and giving more luck and magic.
Anyway then you fix me, with the brain damage book and stuff. There's some other books here like Alchemy for Dummies and a 'Dragon's Lair' gameboy cartridge.
Great job, everyone levels.
Let's get this tractor-trailer back on the highway of adventure. _________________ The GM is your friend. |
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JimmySwill YOGC Staff

Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Posts: 1390 Location: Torsche
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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I'm back in town, which will be of consequence soon. _________________ Take a page out of the Unicorn Bible and dance all night by the Light of the Dragon's flame. -Champions of Breakfast |
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Cyndre Demiurge
Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 189 Location: La Badlandsa - So Nice!
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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Wow this is still going? Roll to hit:
BR 15
d6 for dmg yields 2.
PS did anyone even read my character description? Thtudded leather to protect him from the bathilithk's thtare? Am I the only one that remembers this? _________________ ---
Chickens, page 425 of Wayfarers, is missing a key rule. If you roll a natural 6, you roll again and keep a cumulative total until you do not roll a 6. Rolled a 13 to hit, 19 damage, etc. Helps the trash talk. |
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greyfaced Heuristician

Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 509 Location: Pleroma, Oregon
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:38 am Post subject: |
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Cyndre Demiurge
Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 189 Location: La Badlandsa - So Nice!
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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Wait so it's over ? What happened?? _________________ ---
Chickens, page 425 of Wayfarers, is missing a key rule. If you roll a natural 6, you roll again and keep a cumulative total until you do not roll a 6. Rolled a 13 to hit, 19 damage, etc. Helps the trash talk. |
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Cyndre Demiurge
Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 189 Location: La Badlandsa - So Nice!
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | So Flacor or whoever dies. He has a heart attack. Years of unhealthy eating after his 15 min of Neverending Story fame finally did him in.
A big dragon like that has a big heart. A big heart that finally just couldn't keep on wishing and loving and giving more luck and magic.
Anyway then you fix me, with the brain damage book and stuff. There's some other books here like Alchemy for Dummies and a 'Dragon's Lair' gameboy cartridge.
Great job, everyone levels.
Let's get this tractor-trailer back on the highway of adventure. |
See , you new people may not know the key to being the best damn DM on the planet, bu this is it. I just hope someone besides me appreciates it. _________________ ---
Chickens, page 425 of Wayfarers, is missing a key rule. If you roll a natural 6, you roll again and keep a cumulative total until you do not roll a 6. Rolled a 13 to hit, 19 damage, etc. Helps the trash talk. |
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