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Harold Riley · Demiurge Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 179

Random 1d3: 1 = R, 2 = P, 3 = S.

3! Ha, SCISSORS!

Ah, I believe you thought that I would not have played scissors again! Am I right, child of darkness? Yet it seems I thought you thought that and then played scissors in a gambit!

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The book! Twilight! Do you have the book!?

Gustav Gelling · Demiurge Joined: 11 Jan 2009 Posts: 118

This reminds me of El Papel...

Tanner's mortal blade may have failed, but surely this fiend will fall before the might of my +1 mace! The first three rounds, I attack, for 19, 7, and 19. I'm assuming only two hit, so that's 8 and 5 damage..

You're gonna need more d10s there, Riley.

Master Thomas Anopheles · Strategoi Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 97 Location: Tzalvas

"Dang."

1

2

3

Paper.
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Harold Riley · Demiurge Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 179

Again? 1, 2 , 3..

Rock. Sunofa....

Dude, isn't this like two out of three?

Here's my last shot: 1, 2, 3... Scissors!

Give me Twilight!

greyfaced · Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:50 am Post subject:

I'm gonna assume I'm sitting in the chair or whatever that the vampire was siting in.

"can I get a drink here please?"

Master Thomas Anopheles · Strategoi Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 97 Location: Tzalvas

Tanner, the vampire attacked from his easy chair, throwing paper just like that.

Tanner, you sit on the vampire's lap as he fights Harold.

Harold, you defeat the vampire.

Tanner, the vampire dies in your arms.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C50KLN8dDD0&feature=related
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Master Thomas Anopheles · Strategoi Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 97 Location: Tzalvas

Master Thomas Anopheles shows up.

"Okay, okay. Hold it. Just... just hold on."

"This took it to a new low. I can't run this module. I'm a Guildmaster. GUILD MASTER. Yes? This is Vrill's thing... this..." he flails his arms around, uncharacteristically at a loss for words. "...this... mess. This quote unquote adventure, which has nothing to do with Alchemy or Wayfarers or really anything at all."

"Here. Let's just speed things along." Anopheles grabs the book out of your hands and takes it to the spider maidens. "Great job ladies."

"Alright Apprentice Rolley. You want this Dragon's Lair thing. It's upstairs. The dragon has it."

"And Gellan..."

"Uh, right. Huh. Anyway, you want to 'learn' Hedge Magic. Well as we told you, there's a collection of self-help and skill learning books upstairs. The dragon has those also. Go get it."

"You'll find up there a copy of 'Brain Surgery for Dummies' also. Defeat the dragon, get his loot, get the book, and fix your original damn Game Master."

Anopheles snaps his fingers, and a bugbear assistant wheels in Greg Vrill.

"There. There you go. Kill the dragon, get the treasure, repair this man's brain and let HIM DM you. Christ."

Anopheles splits.
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Gregory Vrill · YOGC Staff Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 1021

lol
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greyfaced · Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:52 pm Post subject:

Well...

I dust myself off.

@Harold, "Good job Buffy."

I head upstairs to kill a dragon.

I don't look at Greg or talk to him. I just head upstairs.

Gustav Gelling · Demiurge Joined: 11 Jan 2009 Posts: 118

Mr. Anopholes, Mr. Anopholes! Can I have a copy of this module, please? I don't mean to be a bother sir, but we're like, 3rd level or circle or echelon or whatever it is in Wayfarers, and we've been fighting ettins and vampires and now a dragon? I think you've made a slight mistake sir, this can't be an appropriate-level module for player characters of our station!

Listen, nobody wants an audit here, why don't you just knock off some CRs here and we'll call it even, huh?

I help Greg into the tart, right between Cyndre and Anaximander.

Ok guys, let's go, uh... fight this dragon, I guess.

Harold Riley · Demiurge Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 179

Oh hell no. I grab a weapon of the cart and put it in Greg's hand. He gets a torch in the other.

You are helping us here dragonslayer.

I prod Greggy and tell him to lead us up to adventure.

Master Thomas Anopheles · Strategoi Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 97 Location: Tzalvas

Greg Vrill is in a wheelchair. You fill his hands, give him a push, and he falls out of the wheelchair and sets his robe on fire with the torch you thoughtfully provided.

...

The bugbear puts out the flames and picks up the <rolling weapon type randomly> cestus you gave Vrill.

"Fuck yeah monsieurs," he says.

(Cestus?)

He punches his one hand into his other hand a couple times to test it, and heads upstairs with you all.

Back up to the ettin bar, and then you can take an express elevator up to the top.

...

Okay heroes, you're about to fight a dragon. Gustav, objection overruled. Get back to work, plebe. Any last preparation or words before we do this thing?
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greyfaced · Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:56 am Post subject:

I give Ivy a kiss, on the cheek.

"what it's for luck...."

Then realizing that others might need luck, a look of crap I set this up...

I give Harold and Gustav a kiss too, also on the cheeks...

"you guys need luck too, I guess."

"see all very democratic."

"I rub Greg on the head. Hang in there. I promise not the trade you to the dragon."

I grin.

Harold Riley · Demiurge Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Posts: 179

Aren't we supposed to have an Arrow of Truth or something like that? -I kinda doubt Karl's sword is a dragonslayer.

Do we still have the Harstov ettin? Maybe he can wheel Vrill up to the dragon as an offering. Maybe we can offer the dragon some of Tanner's helosuur? Dudes, we need a plan.

I ask the spider ladies if they can make some sort of bomb.

Master Thomas Anopheles · Strategoi Joined: 20 Apr 2009 Posts: 97 Location: Tzalvas

A bomb? They'll make you a smoke bomb that should give you some cover. They'll throw in two more Potions of Super Fix. That's maximum Fix fixing! They want the three largest jewels from the dragon's horde.

...

In any case, you head on up... there's a door. Behind it you hear rumbling and wheezing. You are on the top level of the tower.

There's a little window that overlooks the demon town of Bourgansbaine. Some demons are having a picnic near a fountain of a demon. A pigeon sits just outside the windowsill.

Something smells.
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