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Descent Into Depths 3, or O1: Oops I Did It Again, Again
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Harold Riley
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU'LL BE DEAD!!!

I quickly longsword the Wolverine!

FR: 2. Shit.

Next round: 1, 8. Geez this ettin suit is so tight!! It's hard to attack!!
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Master Thomas Anopheles
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice.

Riley, the wolverine goes for you with the fumble. Clawclawbite. 5 pts.
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greyfaced
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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah ok, the wolverine has the apple.

Round 1 miss.

Round 2 is a crit for 12 points of damage, and a miss

Round 3 is a miss.
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PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2009 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still stuck on round 2. In a couple rounds, about four ettins are gonna enter the fray.
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Now might be a good time to summon a lot of friends Ivy...."
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Harold Riley
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Round 3: 13 for 4.

Dude, ETTINS, ITS COOL. JUST KILLING DINNER SOME MORE!

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'll pause here for a moment. Four ettins and a wolverine might be a bit much for only two active PCs to rock.

Don't say I never did anything for you guys, because here's proof right here.
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I go to the Players Lounge and....

"I'll have a rusty nail please."

So, Mr. Wolverine how did you learn to talk? Oh, and good luck no hard feelings.
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Yeah, it's cool. HEY BROWNIE!" the wolverine calls.

As an aside to you: "Brownie is what we call the bartender here. It's cause he's got this enormous brown birthmark on his left face."

"BROWNIE! A rusty nail for whasshischops here, and I'll have the usual. And neat, bitch. NEAT."

"Anyway, so I was like foraging for prairie voles up in the wildlands of Tarach, I dunno, somewhere. Us wolverines travel like, all the time. Check out the wikipedia page, it'll tell you all about it."

Sip.

"So there I was, and next thing I know, BAM. A wizard teleports me in. There's some like crazy mage downstairs who summoned a bunch of stuff. I was like, screw this, and came upstairs. After a little while of hanging out here, I started talking. The ettins might not be the greatest conversationalists, but damn man, you take what you can get. I guess the ettins are all guys who were like standing next to each other when some crazy bad magic spell went off or something like that. Talk about the royal flush, if you know what I mean. FLUSH. Like, goodbye ladies."

"Free stew, a few laughs, that's life. Now you guys gotta come fuck it all up. I guess that's your way. Don't the Ixians have like some mantra or something about this? There are a bunch of books upstairs held by some crazy dragon. I read about Ixian amanners... amazdas... hmm. Something. Amana something. PC-amana. The Path of Ruin. Sounds like a party."

Sip.
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mr. Wolverine, can I call you that, or do you have a name?

Look man I get it, we got screwed over by some weird slaver thing. Secret police bull. It was like we were summoned, you know, because we are PC's.

It's a bitch man, I know. So you got kids, or a lady or anything?

Like I said it's nothing personal, but we all got a role to play yeah? I'm not going out of my way to mess with your gig, but I have obligations...

I mean we got this new DM, and tons of guys on the Tart; I think you might have just been summoned to the wrong place at the wrong time. Mages are always pulling that crap; no thought to the consequences. Maybe if those guys on the Tart don't come back we could work something out. I mean I don't want to kill you, in fact I think Wolverines are awesome.

We just have this thing where we made a deal with the witches downstairs that we'd get them the stew pot. I do try to come through on agreements I make. Maybe you don't have to fight us. I mean look, I now you're a wolverine and you like the taste of flesh and all that, but maybe you could chew on some ettins, and then we help you get out of this place?

It's a thought, maybe one you should consider since we are PC's and all that. I'm not like some ranger who's gonna cast spells on you and call you 'ration' or some sick shit, I'm a guy like you caught up in some weird ass story.

Whatever, I mean if we have to fight, we have to fight. Either way no hard feelings. When we get back to the game all bets are off though if you know what I mean. In the game I'm kind of a dick. I have some good HP, and an alright armor class. No claw claw bite or any of that, that's some brutality, you know what I'm saying?

Anywho, just think about it...the stew can't be all that great."
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You've got The Dimple Pinch? Nice. -On the rocks.
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:39 pm    Post subject: Hunhh.... What? Reply with quote

oooohhhh... my head...

I climb off the tart, remembering at the last minute to stay in character.

Unnnhhh... ale BAD. Hai Bartender, can I has cheesburger? kthnxbai

ORLY, Mr. Wolvine?
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Round 1 I mace the impertinent wolverine. A 9! That'll show him.

Round 2 I take another swing, for 17. That's for 6 damage.

After that I guess I'll sit tight.

"Books written by a dragon? My other head is looking for a dragon! Maybe there's some connection. It's Amana, by the way, like the refrigerator company, or those amish type guys in Iowa."
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Harold Riley
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gustav Gelling, it is you, it is you!

And I'll bring the right hand of this ettin back in round 4!

FR: 3. Quit wiggling so much Gus!
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The wolverine finishes his drink, orders another.

"Eh, you know. I'm divorced. I was married, but now I'm on the OOF."

It's back on.

Gustav, you ding the wolverine, knocking the drink right out of his hand. Er, claw. He picks up the bar stool and smacks you with it, giving you the old stool stool bite for 5.

The ettins prepare to launch a full-on tart assault.
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