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Descent Into Depths 3, or O1: Oops I Did It Again, Again
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Gustav Gelling
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 1:27 pm    Post subject: Binomial Nomenclature Reply with quote

Alright, let's suit up. Riley, you're with me. We need a cool Ettin name. But not too cool... it has to be believable. How about something from that story you were telling, Like "Biggs" and "Wedge"? Those are weird names like an ettin would probably have.

Once we've got our story straight, we'll waltz on up to DA ETTIN CLUB and go inside.
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Master Thomas Anopheles
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ettin bouncer peers at you skeptically.

"HAY U LOOK FAMILIAR."

"ARE U SURE UR ETTINS?"

He checks the 'guest list'. He counts your heads and counts again.

Gimme like some CHA check or something. Presence I guess, some appropriate skill roll.
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greyfaced
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rolled a 16 for being "ettinish"

"How bouts me see...Ja, we is dare...(I point to some names on the list rather unspecifically)...Herds dis place guds."

I hug Ivy closer and we try to move in.

"DAM PC's in da TOWNZ, Whoz da Boss here? We need to know whut to do."
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Harold Riley
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw geez this thing is itchy. Gustav, is that Old Spice?

Ok, how about a non-proficient disguise check for my half of an ettin: 4. Ugh.

"HEY GUYS I'VE GOT TWO HEADACHES!!! CAN I HAVE TWO ASPIRINS?!!!
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Gustav Gelling
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PostPosted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Persuasion Check= 15

"Don't mind him, we've got kind of a Grettin/Shettin thing going on. Of course we're on the list. Maybe I registered under my mother's left head's maiden name, check that out..."
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Master Thomas Anopheles
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, you confuse the hell out of the ettin bouncer and get into the ettin club.

Gellan exclaims: "GUYS! Hey guys! Yeah, it's me Gellan! Over here! OOF" as the other non-Gellan part of the Gellan-ettin punches Gellan in the face. Again. Gellan passes out, his head rolls off to the side and he begins drooling down his part of his ettin body.

You're in a large make-shift lounge. It smells like stew and ettins. There's about four ettins in here. Two doors lead out, and stairs go up, but yellow police tape blocks off the stairs saying WARNING DANGER.

Now what, geniuses?
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Harold Riley
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PostPosted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hm.. We should have had ettin police uniforms.

We've got to get Gellan out of here. Can we kill half an ettin? Maybe chloroform? Are there drinks here? I sidle up to the Gellan ettin.

Hey bro, how'd you get such a bum head?!


psst. Gustav, I'm the right head, cool? I'm right-handed. You're left-handed, right? We are a tank! Wait, WTF you have a scroll of summon Jesus?! I bet he can separate Gellan.
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Master Thomas Anopheles
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The other half of the Gellan ettin looks at you suspiciously.

"HE TALK TOO MUCH. HUH, KINDA LIKE YOU."

You can get a mug of ettin grog for 1 sr per mug.
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Harold Riley
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH REALLY?! WELL MY OTHER HEAD HERE HAS THE DEATH SENTENCE IN OVER 12 SYSTEMS!!!
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greyfaced
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whispered to Harry Head.

"hey dumbass why would you say that, what happens to the guy who says that.......be careful...."

@ ettin "No talk, drink!!"

I get some ettin ale (TM) and give Ivy a drink....

"Weird place to get a break huh? Least got ale....HAHAHAH"

"Hey Ivey you just let me know if uh,...." I take a sip...
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D Crux
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 1:48 am    Post subject: Yum for the ettin grog! Reply with quote

Mmm. Grog Good!

I make a performance check to be a snarky ettin.

Performance: 17



Disguise: 15


And a disguise check to be a snarky ettin.

I also make a persuasion check to try and get that stewpot:

"We service pot - make meatier stew. Yum! Yum like Ale! Ha ha ha ha! So yeah - you give now."


Persuasion 17[/b]
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Master Thomas Anopheles
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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SURE ITZ IN THE BACK JUST GO BACK AND TAKE A LOOK

says one of the ettins. They all look at each other from head to head and laugh a little.

...

You go in the back room and see the magic stewpot. A huge wolverine is sitting on the rim, his whole face and upper torso buried in nasty stew.

He looks up and growls angrily...
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greyfaced
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK while we are there with the wolverine making noise.

"guys let's just play it cool. Ettins sleep yeah? Let's just wait for them to go to sleep and kill them all. I know it's not very fair, but fairness isn't really my strong suit."

Hopefully we just can chill and then kill.

We will back out of the room, I hope.

"DARR THERE"S AN ANGRY CAT IN DERS W.T.F.?!?! HARRHAEHARR@_@

How's that play out?
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Gustav Gelling
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 4:25 pm    Post subject: 'Ettin better all the time. Reply with quote

I buy a mug of Ettin Grog and try to be sociable, try to find out what I can about GRUN... ER, DEM LADIES DOWN THER.

How many Ettins are there in this place?
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Master Thomas Anopheles
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tanner, the wolverine says:

"Hey asshole, I'm like RIGHT HERE. I hear everything you're SAYING. Maybe I'll just eat you instead of this nasty-ass stew."

The wolverine launches off the stewpot, spilling stew all over the kitchen floor,
and clawclawbites you for 6.

He then yells: "HEY YOU ETTINS! These douchebags want to 'play it cool' and kill you in your sleep!"
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